Something To Chew On

I just love getting new followers. It makes me feel important… well more important than those twitter twits 

See what i did there? ehhh?

Every time I get on Tumblr I feel a surge of emotions.

Is that just me? Anyone else do this too?

Blind-date

So… my blind-date went as well as you could expect… not at all.

She was super shy and after spending 2 and a half hours with her I learned absolutely nothing and then more drama freakin’ happens with this chick I know. We say she has the absolute worst timing ever but I digress… you’d think life would be much more simplr (see what I did there?) after everything that’s happened, but no. It’s because I’m a hormonal teenager that’s afraid of the future and afraid of my own reflection. I’m a self-sabotaging twit. I think I’m a huge flirt because I’m afraid to settle down again. The last time I was with someone I couldn’t be myself. That hopeless feeling… I never want it again. 

I suppose I’ll go on one more blind-date with her but if it doesn’t improve I gotta call it quits. I mean, I don’t even like her half as much as she likes me (according to the texts on my phone). Lord help me.

Fumblr

Facebook and Tumblr combined = Fumblr

Boom, I’m a genius.

Spaceships are unloading carcuses into our brains!

AHHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS? THIS CONTRAPTION RIGHT HERE? YES, THAT THING YOU’RE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS THAT?

IS THAT… IS THAT A MONITOR?

AND WHAT IS THIS? IS THAT A CUSOR?

GASP!

THIS THING FILLED WITH BINARY CODE AND COMPUTER JARGON HAS ONLY ONE NAME FITTING FOR IT.

TUMBLR

WHOA WHOA WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES! WHY IS IT SPELLED TUMBLR? SHOULDN’T IT BE Tumbler? YES, I DID MAKE THAT IN LOWER CASE… BECAUSE I CAN. TEEHEE ^.^

MY FRIEND THAT IS SITTING NEXT TO ME NEEDS TO SHUT HER MOUTH! OKAY BACK TO THE GAMES…

AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.