Here you'll find many things, whether it be about life, liberty, or the pursuit of awesome. I'm just an average joe living a not-so-average life that gets the best of me at times. My name is Jonathon and I hope you enjoy this blog as I'll update it from time to time.Ask me anything Submit
I just love getting new followers. It makes me feel important… well more important than those twitter twits
See what i did there? ehhh?
Is that just me? Anyone else do this too?
So… my blind-date went as well as you could expect… not at all.
She was super shy and after spending 2 and a half hours with her I learned absolutely nothing and then more drama freakin’ happens with this chick I know. We say she has the absolute worst timing ever but I digress… you’d think life would be much more simplr (see what I did there?) after everything that’s happened, but no. It’s because I’m a hormonal teenager that’s afraid of the future and afraid of my own reflection. I’m a self-sabotaging twit. I think I’m a huge flirt because I’m afraid to settle down again. The last time I was with someone I couldn’t be myself. That hopeless feeling… I never want it again.
I suppose I’ll go on one more blind-date with her but if it doesn’t improve I gotta call it quits. I mean, I don’t even like her half as much as she likes me (according to the texts on my phone). Lord help me.
AHHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS? THIS CONTRAPTION RIGHT HERE? YES, THAT THING YOU’RE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT… IS THAT A MONITOR?
AND WHAT IS THIS? IS THAT A CUSOR?
THIS THING FILLED WITH BINARY CODE AND COMPUTER JARGON HAS ONLY ONE NAME FITTING FOR IT.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, STOP THE PRESSES! WHY IS IT SPELLED TUMBLR? SHOULDN’T IT BE Tumbler? YES, I DID MAKE THAT IN LOWER CASE… BECAUSE I CAN. TEEHEE ^.^
MY FRIEND THAT IS SITTING NEXT TO ME NEEDS TO SHUT HER MOUTH! OKAY BACK TO THE GAMES…
AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.